How NOT To Groom Your Dog

We have a wonderful gentle natured dog that Itold her there had been a mishap with the clippers
adopted about 8 years ago. Unfortunately she was aand she was too short in some areas and only half
bit neglected and was very timid when I brought herway trimmed in others. I DID NOT volunteer that I
home. She had previously belonged to someone whohad caused all these problems, but I did not blame it
lived nearby and I had spent the last few monthson anyone else either. I just kind of left it up in the
making sure she had food and fresh water so weair.So the next day when I took her in they
were already well acquainted.Meisha is her name and Icommented on what an awful job someone had
would say she is a cross between a collie and adone and they could not believe that someone had
husky. She is a beautiful mix of grays and white withbeen foolish enough not to have the guard secured
a little black mixed in. Up until a couple summers ago Ior at the least have noticed right away when it fell
had always taken her in to be groomed and trimmed,off. They made these comments before I could say
but I had forgotten to make an appointment for heranything and volunteer that it was me who had
one time and the next thing I knew her groomergotten my dog into this predicament.One groomer
was booked up for the next couple of months.Wellmade the comment I hope you will never let the
my sister-in-law and I decided instead of looking forperson that did this near your dog with clippers again,
another groomer we would just take care of itand I just commented that I didn't think we would
ourselves. No big deal. We had decided it was just soever have this problem again. I knew we wouldn't
darn hot and she always sheds so bad that webecause I was just sure I would never forget to
would really give her a trim and make her moremake an appointment again and attempt this myself.I
comfortable.I didn't have any dog grooming clippersleft Meisha and went back to get her later and she
but my neighbors did and they volunteered them forlooked really great, except for that darn strip across
the task. My first clue that this might not be a goodher back. They gave me instructions that I should
idea was that although my neighbors had clippersprobably put sunscreen on her back for a week or
they still took their dog to the groomers for a trim.two until it grew a little longer. Of course I had
Why did I not think to ask why they did that whenbrought my then 4 year old daughter with me to
they had a perfectly great pair of trimmers atpick up Meisha and as children will do they often pipe
home.We got out the clippers and were really goingin with comments we would rather left unsaid. I think
to town, poor Meisha was not impressed but sheher comment was that after she saw what I had
really wasn't too tough to handle. We were feelingdone to Meisha she was no longer going to let me
pretty proud of our beginning results but as we gottrim her bangs anymore.Of course dead silence
going we realized this was not going to be a quickresulted, and I felt I had to make my excuses. It all
chore. To get everything done and looking great itended up with laughter (at my expense) and the
was going to take some time, and we werepromise that next year I should just let them know I
wondering just how long Meisha was going to goodwas Meisha's "mom", and they would fit me in no
naturedly cooperate with all this when disasterproblem.So the moral of this story if you want to
struck.How it happened I don't know, and I'm nottrim your own dog, go for it, but don't let the guard
sure how we did not notice but the guard came offfall off the trimmer and not notice!! You might also
the clippers and before you know it my poor dogwant to read the instructions that come with it too,
and a reverse Mohawk that was extremely short.just to be sure the guard is secured on!There are
We didn't get her skin or anything but we hadsome great trimmers out there and I was
definitely trimmed her much much shorter that wecontemplating getting one and attempting it again but
desired.Of course at this time the neighbor came out,then I happened to run across a picture of what
the kids came by to see what was going on, and myhappened a couple years ago. Instead I picked up
brother stopped by. Everyone just looked at thisthe phone and called the groomer for an appointment
poor dog that was only halfway trimmed anywayto have her trimmed in a couple of months. I decided
but she also had this extremely short strip right downI didn't want to take any chances of not getting in
the middle of her back.To top it all off Meishabefore it got really hot. I swear my dog looked at
decided she had had enough and took off to theme gratefully after I hung up, and my daughter still
back of the yard to lay in the shade of the peachwon't let me trim her bangs!Robin Reckard,
tree.My daughter was mortified with what we hadco-founder of Lifestyle Magazine, keeps busy
done and my brother and neighbor could not quitproducing, writing, and editing for the magazine as
laughing. Now my sister-in-law and I did not think itwell as raising and enjoying her six year old
was so funny. After all we had a half groomed dogdaughter.Visit Jorbins Pets section to read more
that was now thoroughly tired of our well meaninggreat articles about dogs and pet care.Copyright
efforts and to top it off she almost had a bald strip2006, Jorbins Inc. - Reprints of this article can be
down the middle of her back.We decided it was timemade as long as the article is in it's entirety,
for an expert and started calling groomers. I finallyunchanged, and the resource box with links and urls
found one that could take her the next day, I hadremain unchanged.