| These days, you have to blaze your own
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| | mighty quick, so be sure to slap on some
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| trails in order to avoid slogging through
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| | truck mud flaps first.
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| traffic. But you can't just start
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| | For the urban off-roader, I have just 2
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| motoring your pickup through a stranger's
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| | words for you: train tracks. Any set of
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| backyard naked. You need to have a plan
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| | railroad or trolley tracks is ideal for
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| of attack and a few accessories along for
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| | getting across town in a hurry. A few
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| the ride because things can get mighty
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| | warnings, though: public transportation
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| hairy. Here are my thoughts for all you
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| | is notorious for making frequent stops,
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| intrepid traffic-phobes out there.
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| | so be sure to leave plenty of room
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| Traffic is a lot like jury duty. The only
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| | between yourself and that big steel
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| people who have to suffer through it are
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| | sausage in front of you. Also, this
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| the ones who don't have enough sense to
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| | technique can get a tad bumpy, so I don't
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| dodge it. Now, we all know a million and
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| | recommend eating a Slim Jim while you do
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| one ways to thumb our nose at civic
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| | it, unless you have no gag reflex. What's
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| responsibilities, but getting out of
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| | more, tunnels can get damn dark, so I'd
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| gridlock requires some higher-order
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| | suggest adding some Piaa lights onto your
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| thinking. I mean, you can't just show up
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| | truck. That and a set of sturdy shocks
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| at the freeway onramp nibbling on a raw
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| | are about all you need to start up your
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| hotdog without any pants on and expect
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| | very own Blue Line.
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| everyone to get out of your way like they
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| | Well, those ideas should give you a good
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| do down at the courthouse. Here are a
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| | starting point for figuring out how the
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| handful of ideas on how you can
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| | best, most reckless method for steering
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| creatively make your way around town
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| | clear of traffic. The only other nugget
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| without ever having to idle away on an
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| | of wisdom I can impart on all of you
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| overpass.
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| | budding automotive anarchists is this:
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| As people move farther and farther away
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| | don't skimp on seat covers. You'll be
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| from the cities, suburbs and exurbs
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| | going where no pickup was intended to go,
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| looking for affordable housing and safer
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| | so you'll be hitting plenty of uneven
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| streets, rural roads are becoming more
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| | terrain. All that rocking while you're
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| clogged than a teenager's pores.
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| | rolling will ultimately lead to some
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| Thankfully, there's no more fertile
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| | nasty spills, and the only thing worse
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| ground for plotting out a stop-and-go
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| | than a big smudge of barbeque sauce on
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| free commute than The Sticks. Anytime the
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| | your leather upholstery is sitting in
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| thoroughfare gets swamped, just pull off
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| | traffic. Happy Trails.
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| the shoulder, drop into 4-wheel drive,
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| | Choosing the right resource for car and
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| and gun it. Don't let front yards scare
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| | truck accessories can be important and so
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| you off, either-gravel can be re-raked,
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| | that you are not using your Blackberry
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| clothes lines will be found eventually,
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| | whilst driving, I would recommend the
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| and mailboxes are always on sale. The
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| | following: seat covers, Piaa lights and
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| only downside to rough-riding through the
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| | truck mud flaps. - David S.
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| mud is that your rig can get mighty grimy
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