Dogs Think We're Crazy

It took me several years to realize I was just talkinghuman approached. To a dog, humans seem
to my dogs. Yes, talking. Not communicating. Inunpredictable. They might have a pizza, but they also
humans, it is well known advice that communication ismight try to hug you. Wouldn't you try to control
the key to all relationships. Of course, communicationunpredictable as best you could?
is a two way street. You can try to make yourselfUnless we humans initiate the action, we are on the
clear to another human in one hundred differentdefense to strangers. We have created
ways, but if they aren't open to listening, you will getenvironments where we feel safer about social
nowhere.human-human interactions...bars, restaurants, and
Surprisingly, your dog is actually listening to you.stores. We know on a large scale which of these
Desperately listening. He is trying to make sense ofsocial places we feel most comfortable. We like to
your crazy arm movements, your strange eyehang out with like minded individuals.
contact, your weird posturing, and of course yourWhy is it, that we expect our dogs to just "get
loud voice.along" with everyone? We can't figure out why they
I am guilty of it too. I spent years reading everythingare shy or aggressive towards other dogs or people.
I could get my hands on about dog behavior. What IWe want socially perfect dogs. How many people do
forgot to do was just listen to what MY dog's wereyou know are socially perfect? Surely, not me. I get
telling me. My nose buried in a dog training book. Mytired and cranky after a few social hours at a bar. My
dog across the room watching me. Wondering what Ifriend Kiana can go for hours and hours.
would do next. Would I scramble to the kitchenMaybe what we humans could do for our dogs is
when that loud noise started for no reason (thejust sit quietly and listen to them (keeping your paws
phone). Would I suddenly jump up and walk into theto yourself of course). We could stop demanding.
room with food (pizza delivery). Would I raise myWe could try and be more predictable for our dogs.
voice and jump up and down when that other humanWhen your dog is staring at you, he might not want
showed up (friend coming over), and then proceedanything. It is just he gets a treat every time, and
to dominate them with my arms (hug them).that is predictable.
If I were a dog, I would growl or cower when aRemember, communication is a two way street.